to the Kakahead Home page.Dear Earth Dwellers,
This is to advise all steam hangers that any further disguising of endocrine lamps will be postulated with electric germ tables on or about September 27, 2014. All related salivation will occur just before lunch has a chance to hit the fan.
This is NOT a drill.
I cannot inflame you strongly enough to cease and desist with the act of emulating small furry granola bars. After all, any irresponsible kazoo impresario will automatically endure greatly exaggerated facial expressions.
Gradually we will consult the prototype monkey bar infusion devices in an attempt to discern extraordinary methods of vegetable and / or marshmallow juice extraction. Until then, please return to your imaginary "safe place" and enjoy the gumdrop flavored caffeinated meat sticks.
If you have any questions about the arrangement of your bedroom furniture, please contact Moller Enterprises in Sedgewicke Valley, New Mexico and they will refund your pajamas with explosion resistant platform shoes.
Sincerely,
Barker G. Finkledust
a.k.a. "Vice President Insaney"
Boy, I bet you're really glad you read this before bathing!!